Gonk Oakenschlong and Turd Ferguson are a musical tour de force that is brilliant and unstoppable. The deep humor of their lyrics coupled with the high production values of their recordings give the listener a uniquely awesome hard rock experience. Their debut album, Weird Tales of Adventure, is a hilarious but hard hitting 8 song masterpiece. Featuring guest bass player, Thorax Abdomen, Gonk and Turd are often seen backstage at giant rock festivals, providing mentorship to less experienced bands like Iron Maiden, Metallica, Mastodon, Ghost, Yngwie Malmsteen, and many others. Turd's virtuosic guitar playing has led him to be sought out as a teacher of the highest levels of guitar playing, and as such he has taught Steve Vai, Eddie Van Halen, Joe Satriani, and more. Gonk Oakenschlong, as a strict Wattsian Taoist, refuses to show his mastery of guitar and sticks strictly to rhythm in order to better preserve his essence.